This is the Buck Rogers in the 25th Century comedy soundboard! Make crank calls and have fun with your friends. Remember the 80s and how crap and retro it was!
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A.S.K. - A Short Film - Photographs
Beedy Beedy Beedy
Beedy beedy beedy - Who are you? What are you?
So this is an invitation
Who are you?
I don't know
P e n d a r
This could be the first encounter of people from two different universes
Which means we could plug it into any star fighters navigation system
Yes but her technicians still have to decode the chip and transfer the information to a computer disc
We come from two different universes keeper and yet you speak to me in my own language
A bit higher dear
A little bit higher
Beedy beedy beedy
Beedy beedy beedy. What about me?
Beedy - That's different
Beedy - who, me?
That guys got the brains of a can opener
Can you patch me through to the directorate channel?
Don't take it personally tweakie
Beedy - that thing's hot to trot
History will record you as an extraordinary mortal
I'm having the computer disc installed to the star fighter
I'd sure like to find out
Very well, start the magnifiying process please
You're sending a drone through the vortex?
This is Captain Buck Rogers
This is an absolutely unforgivable violation
Thank you Doc
The staff is reducing the decoded patterns to a computer disc, compatable with earth space vehicles
And patternings, yes, they're binary patternings
And a lot of luck
Quickly as possible
I'll get started
I'm not a code 5 technician your highness, so I was not allowed in the lab
I think I'll call you Panther man
Me does not compute
Might as well
Somebody must have said the magic word
Well like some kind of er sonic diamond cutter
In the year 1987, Air Force captain William "Buck" Rogers tests the Ranger 3 spacecraft. His flight was to last only 5 months, but a meteor storm damages his life-support systems, freezing him solid, and casts Ranger 3 into an orbit which returns it to Earth--over 500 years later. Soon after Buck departs, Earth is devastated by a nuclear war caused by a renegade group of U.S. military officers. In 2491, Buck, who has survived due to the freezing, is revived and tries to adjust to life on 25th-century post-nuclear Earth. In the second season, Buck joins the crew of the Searcher, a starship dispatched to locate former Earth colonies in deep space.