This is the Family Guy soundboard.

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Stuie: Damn you all! But of course Damn you vile woman! Hello Intro Music Oh God it feels like there's accountants cranking adding machines in my head Football Hey Peter my thing went off, your thermostat ok Oh hahaha I almost walked right into that one I beg your pardon Laugh Mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance will come Nonono Return my mind control device or be destroyed Stuie, I said no toys at the table The fruition of my deeply laid plans... The mind control device is nearing completition Why are we making a federal case out of this Yeah its alright You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb Oh please tell me this is some kind of practical joke I'm afraid I have some very bad news No no no I'm just kidding Scream and setting self on fire Stewie laughing Oh my God Lois I'm sorry, it was 20 years ago and I'd never even heard the word rubber Stewie crying Stewie crying 2 Yeah I'd like 6000 chicken fajitas please

In a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.  

Family Guy Soundboard - Click the words to hear!

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