This is the The Flash Gordon soundboard. Make funny crank phone calls! The great hero fights Ming the Merciless.

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Die! Do you read me... Mayday, mayday Well, for giving a dumb old bird a second chance Flash Gordon to Voltan Flying blind on a rocket cycle Flying blind on a rocket cycle Oh my God this girl is really turning me on This is Voltan, I read you HAHAHAHAHA My thanks to you Uh, huh, er, hueeur Where are you Yeah, what for You're crazy Oh well, who wants to live forever Activate Agent Zarkof A miracle! Are you crazy Come On May this deed of Princeton be an example to all the kingdoms of Mongo! Die! Fetch down your weapons Die! VOLTAN! Enough Glad to... what's his name? Good morning! Are you injured? Haven't you any spirit at all? Hawkmen... to your posts! Hey, could I call Dale on this? I expect you'd like to use my phone I swear Munsen I'll shoot! No Sector 409 Beta Sit down Tell the world what Hanz Zarkof has done The attack has begun, I estimate we have 11 days before our moon crashes down and destroys us This way you'll be giving your life to save the Earth Unfortunately not Well I guess I'll be running along now You may leave You'll sacrifice your daughter

In this update of the 1930's comic strip, Flash is a football hero who is skyjacked aboard Dr. Zarkov's rocketship along with beautiful Dale Arden. The threesome are drawn into the influence of the planet Mongo, controlled by Ming the Merciless. Ming has been testing the Earth with unnatural disasters, and deeming it a threat to his rule, he plans to destroy it. He also intends to take Dale as his concubine. Flash must avoid the amorous attentions of Ming's daughter and unite the warring kingdoms of Mongo to rescue Dale and save our world.  

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