This is the Comedy soundboard for the TV Series Friends, with Ross, Joey, Chandler, Phoebe etc. Make comedy calls and free download mp3 wav files.

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Canned laughter (1) Canned laughter (2) Alright Ha uh ah Ha uh um, I'm not sure what to do with that right now I am so sorry, I am so, so sorry Is Monica around, I have to ask her something I guess I gotta do what you tell me I'm a twinkie I'm still in love with you Look if nothing else, its always great when someone tells you they love you I'm going to use the phone, I gotta cancel those 5 giant teddy bears I sent to Emily, my god think of the massacre Oh, ha ha ha(!) Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash, and the first thing you wash Its self cleaning Oh no I did that for someone once, I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone Phoebes Say that to him and you're golden Ra, that's what I said Maybe we should just tell your parents first Probably some European goodbye thing he picked up in London For the last time no And from now on you make all of my decisions for me Get out, get out Joey Do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back I could eat some chicken My parents are dead That's it, you're not mad, I mean it must have been terrible That sucks What the hell was that? Why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap? Because soap is soap You are such an idiot You're the boss

Friends is one of the most successful sitcoms worldwide. By the end of the series the six main cast members were each paid US$1,000,000 per episode. Advertisements during the series finale, which attracted an audience of over 52 million viewers, cost $2,000,000 for a 30-second spot in the United States and CAD$190,000 in Canada. The last episode was released on DVD 5 days after its broadcast. The show focused on the lives of a group of six friends: spoiled Daddy's girl Rachel Green; compulsively clean chef Monica Geller; wise-cracking, perennially unlucky-in-love, underconfident office drone Chandler Bing; oversexed, clueless actor Joey Tribbiani; divorced paleontologist nerd Ross Geller; and scatterbrained hippie, masseuse, and aspiring folk singer/songwriter Phoebe Buffay. As the pilot begins, Rachel leaves her fiancé Barry at the altar and moves in with her childhood best friend, Monica. The pair lives across the hall from Chandler and Joey. They hang out with Monica's brother, Ross – who recently divorced his lesbian wife – and Phoebe, the "free spirit" of the bunch and Monica's old roommate. The settings for the show include Monica's apartment, Chandler and Joey's apartment and the coffee shop downstairs, "Central Perk". After cutting herself off from her father's money, Rachel got her first job as a waitress in the coffee shop and later becomes a personal shopper at Bloomingdale's, then a buyer for Ralph Lauren. Monica struggled for the first several seasons for success, and later became head chef at a well-respected restaurant. Chandler eventually switched to a career in advertising by the last few seasons. After on-and-off success as a soap opera actor Joey's career eventually stabilized with a regular part on a soap opera from which he was initially fired earlier in the series' run. Paleontologist Ross eventually becomes a college professor. Phoebe ekes out a living as a singer-songwriter and a masseuse. A constant story line throughout the series was the on-again/off-again romance between Ross and Rachel, and later in the series, the developing relationship between Chandler and Monica. The show's theme song, "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts, became a major hit after a Tennessee disc jockey looped it into a full length track and played it on the radio. The band's record label required them to write additional material and re-record the track as a full-length song, which peaked on the Billboard chart at #17.  

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