This is the George W Bush soundboard, perfect for crank calls!
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A.S.K. - A Short Film - Photographs
I'm absolutely adamantly opposed to that
Do it, and do it well
And that's the truth
Damn the consequences
Don't mess with Texas
Don't touch it
And email your old dad once in a while will ya?
Everybody loves you and so do I
Get me the pen
Drugs and alcohol
Hear me loud and clear
I find it very interesting that when the heat got on, you dug yourself a hole
How are you
I don't you to let me down again
I gave her a white hair
I guess my answer to that is....
I hope you're proud
I'm from Texas
In other words
In return for money
In the Whitehouse
I see it all the time
I talked to my dad
It didn't happen
I think its perfectly reasonable
Its fuzzy math
Just don't do it again
Let me say something
Lets come together
Not only once, but twice
Make you tell your brother Stewart
I talked to Condi and asked her to call Andi
I talked to Vice President Chaney
Thank you and good evening
That is your right
That needs to be fixed
That's a fact, that's a fact
That's a very interesting question
The only possible explanation
I want you to be on my team
Why thank ya
With nuclear arms and a full arsenal of chemical biological weapons
You've got the documents
George Walker Bush (born July 6, 1946) is the current President of the United States and former Governor of the State of Texas. A member of the Republican Party, before entering politics he was a businessman in the oil industry and in professional sports, serving as managing general partner of the Texas Rangers baseball team.
Bush was elected 46th Governor of Texas in 1994 and served two terms, moving on to win the nomination of the Republican Party in the 2000 presidential election, and defeating Vice President Al Gore of the Democratic Party in a particularly close and controversial general election. In 2001, Bush became the fourth president in U.S. history to take office after losing the popular vote. In 2004, Bush was elected to a second term, defeating Democratic Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts.
Bush is a member of a prominent political family; his father, George H. W. Bush, served as U.S. President for four years and as Vice President for eight, his brother Jeb Bush is the current Governor of Florida, and his grandfather, Prescott Bush, was a United States Senator.