This is the Favourite quotes from the Channel 4 comedy series.
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Gentleman's relish with olives
I'm going to answer the door now Mark, but I'm coming back for you
Anyway, crunchy nut cornflakes are just frosties for wankers
Frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality
I'm looking to shake up the department, and I want you two to be my enforcers
The iron fists inside my velvet glove, the spiky balls on the end of my stick
Is that cool?
Unofficial verbal warning
Do what need you need to do, she's right on the bloody precipice
If you want, I could call you a cab
If you're innocent, you've got nothing to hide have you. Come on, let's have a look. Let me feel it, its hard isn't it!
A bit, who cares, it works
No no, mate
Yes, of course
Jeremy, you bloody
You've got no business being in love with Big Suz, there's enough people in love with her already, she's full
I know that doesn't mean a lot to you, but I take it quite seriously
How dare you
You're no bloody eunch, that's for sure
Couldn't you find anyone else to shag?
Are you kidding, that's like firing first in a duel, if you miss you're fucked
Far too busy for post
Hit her with the disciplinary matters
Oh no, just a bit of internet research
It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, alright
Its only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth, and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that
Jeremy's gone alright, he's pissed off, he's left
Just a minute
You're not a bad person, but I'm afraid to say you are a moron
Must be some kind of mistake
Is that what a thousand years of the English judicial system comes down to, no smoke without fire?
I'm not really high on drugs, so you can stop talking your nonsense on my time
Now come on, fuck off
Now pull your socks up and get your shoes on, come on all of you
Oh, ok, sure
She's going to bed, she doesn't want any more of your drugs
You can stop smoking your drugs, I'm making tea and toast for Sophie, I'm putting on Radio 4, everything's normal
You do know its Thursday
You've been chilling long enough, this is reality calling
My head's in pieces, I don't need this
What the fuck
The only airline that really undertands is BA
And she flew budget, so it will be a nightmare coming through airport security
Looking at nudie ladies research?
Golden Rose-winning sitcom Peep Show returns for a third series, following the domestic adventures of twentysomething south London flatmates Mark (David Mitchell) and Jeremy (Robert Webb).