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A.S.K. - A Short Film - Photographs
Haha, some idiot actually called in
Hi diddly doo
Hello, what's your name?
Hi, I'm Troy McLeur
Hehehehehe hehehee hehehehe hahaha
I can't, I got to take my wife to the ballet
I'm really really really sorry
Can I throw in your bathroom
Ahh I'm stuck, help me!
Dispatch, this is Chief Wigan, back in pursuit of the rebelling women
Uh oh I'm er on a road, looks to be asphalt, oh jeez, trees, shrubs, I'm directly under the earth's sun, now
Hello, yello, hellodililyoadily
There are ghost cars all over these highways you know
Hold me... only if you hold me
How can you desert your children?
I don't know
I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines, that's why I had the firemen write me a note
I'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this pope
I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter
My fee is $175 an hour
Mmm invisible cola
Marjorie please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew
Bang bang bang
Oh, I don't know
Oh that would be delightful
Stupid tv, be more funny
That's it, I'm calling my buddies
Time to stick it to the man
This may be hard to believe, but I'm trapped inside two vending machines
When will you be home?
We don't a babysitter
What the hell, oh we got a call
At the risk of editorialising, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion
Wait a minute, who is this?
Where are you going
Where are you going (2)
You might remember from such telethons as Out with Doubt 98
At least I'm out there trying new things
Dah doh dohd idd id id di did
If it were up to you all we would ever do is work and go to church
Its all yours
It sure does
That's what I've been saying, we're all fine the way we are
What's the deal